Hey guys i just got this from a friend's page and found it hillariously on point especially pertaining to the plight of the common man in enjoying the good things of life....

Read on and attest to it being truthful or not....

I, on behalf of the thousands of cinema/popcorn
loving Nigerians hereby challenge Senator Ben Murray Bruce (mr common sense) to lower the price of popcorn (at least if he cant lower the prices of other things) being sold at all his cinemas (Silverbird
cinemas) nationwide. It is highly barbaric and totally uncalled for if a Senator of the Federal republic of Nigeria, a man who goes around preaching common sense can not practice what he preaches.
It is a well known fact that popcorn (guguru without
epa) is made by 'wateva means' with the use of (preserved/ processed) grains of corn, and whatever ingredients one wishes to use depending on the flavour one wants..... lets leave stories... d best
prepared ones have ingredients like butter, honey and sugar mixed with it. All said and done, a pack
(silverbird gallery standard) of such highly nutritious
popcorn should not for any reason cost more than #200. Also it is a known fact at least for people who
attended public schools at some point in our lives that a pack of such popcorn in a locally made way can not cost above #50.
Mr common sense sir, it would do your preaching alot of good if you reconsider the price of (guguru) at your galleries with the aim of reducing it to 'common sense' prices. Your kind gesture would be highly appreciated with more patronage.
Thanks in anticipation.
Signed.
Omotola F. A
Supervising Minster,
(Federal Ministry of a Better Nigeria).

So funny but true. If he can't reduce the price of popcorn then he should stop all these common sense preaching!