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My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by Nobody: 1:33pm On Nov 13, 2015
When you sold your SIM card for N20, 000, we were there
When you said per second billing was not possible, we were there
When you changed the spelling of 'HELLO' to Y'ELLO' and made our children fail their spelling bee, we were there
When NCC slammed you with N1.5tr fine, we were there
And when you will pay the fine into the TSA, we'll be there
Re: My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by Nobody: 1:34pm On Nov 13, 2015
grin
Re: My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by Chimaritoponcho: 1:35pm On Nov 13, 2015
dry
wack
lame
last bullet;wetin concern us
Re: My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by boboLIL(m): 1:52pm On Nov 13, 2015
Chimaritoponcho:
dry
wack
lame
last bullet;wetin concern us
oga nobi we. Frustrate ur life... If its not funny,,,, go buy tom and jerry....



Mean while


Something to spice ur day up wid*****


* how to make babies




A child asked his father, "how were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on". The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "we were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "you lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mum was talking about her side of family..
Re: My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by Chimaritoponcho: 1:54pm On Nov 13, 2015
boboLIL:
oga nobi we. Frustrate ur life... If its not funny,,,, go buy tom and jerry....



Mean while


Something to spice ur day up wid*****


* how to make babies





A child asked his father, "how were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on". The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "we were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "you lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mum was talking about her side of family..
i for say ur mama nyash but based on say i be christian make im just leave am
Re: My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by boboLIL(m): 1:59pm On Nov 13, 2015
Chimaritoponcho:

i for say ur mama nyash but based on say i be christian make im just leave am
immaturity
Re: My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by Chimaritoponcho: 2:00pm On Nov 13, 2015
boboLIL:
immaturity
get off me son of a hoe
Re: My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by boboLIL(m): 2:03pm On Nov 13, 2015
Chimaritoponcho:
get off me son of a hoe
**son of a *hoe*? Iti akwu lolss
Re: My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by Chimaritoponcho: 2:05pm On Nov 13, 2015
boboLIL:
*am a fool
i concur
Re: My Lyrics For The New MTN Advert by boboLIL(m): 2:07pm On Nov 13, 2015
Chimaritoponcho:
i concur
nxt time.... Type,, I am a... Nt *am a* inugo?

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