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| Hilarious Rape Investigation By A Typical Naija Policeman by Sowl(m): 7:54pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
AMERICAN POLICE In America, A lady reported a rape case between her and her boyfriend to the police... . Lady(crying) : good morning officer, my Boyfriend raped me seriously. . Policemen: oh, we are deeply sorry for that, we are gonna take this matter serious, its against the law here..... . NIGERIAN POLICEMEN A lady reported a rape case between her and her boyfriend... . Lady: officer my boyfriend rape me ooo, i don die ooo . Policemen: chaiii, na serious matter oo, em.... Sargent Okoro, abeg bring statement make she write everything wey happen. ..... ..... Ehen, wetin happen . Lady: i went to see this my boyfriend and he seriously raped me, and.... . Policeman: calm down, calm down, write am down! . The lady writes it.... . Policeman: around what time? . Lady: eh, we first went to the club, we drank, we ate, we danced, so after the club we now went to his place... . Policeman: around when? . Lady: 3am . Policeman (surprised): 3? 3am? U go him house? Oya write am. . The lady writes it down...... . Lady: officer i was in his house and.... . Policeman: you go your own house? . Lady: No . Policeman: oh, you go him house? . Lady: yes . Policeman: put am for paper. . The lady writes it..... . Policeman: so as you reach em house wetin come happen? . Lady: eh, as we went to his house, i removed my clothes and went to shower.... . Policeman: oh, u baf? You baf for man house? You remove your cloth for him bedroom? . Lady: yes! . Policeman: write am down! . Lady writes it..... . Policeman: ehen, wen you baf finish, wetin come happen? . Lady: eh, when i baf finish, i lie down for him bed. . Policeman: eh? Oh for him guest room? . Lady: no officer, in his room off course. . Policeman: oh, in his room? Wetin u wear? . Lady: his t-shirt. . Policeman: oh, u wear him shirt? U wear pant? . Lady: pant? Haba no na officer, just his shirt . Policeman: (shouts) Oh, you no wear pant? For man house? You wicked, write am down!!! . . . . . . . . . To be Continued...lol ************************* As written by a Facebook pal of mine!!! |
| Re: Hilarious Rape Investigation By A Typical Naija Policeman by freshness2020: 7:57pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Typical Nigerian Lady! |
| Re: Hilarious Rape Investigation By A Typical Naija Policeman by benedictnsi(m): 8:02pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha.......... I'm in a very dull mood Buh this post made me smile  abi na laugh I do sef |
| Re: Hilarious Rape Investigation By A Typical Naija Policeman by Nobody: 8:15pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Naija police no dey carry last De case go turn against the woman fa. |
| Re: Hilarious Rape Investigation By A Typical Naija Policeman by oglalasioux(m): 9:47pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
That is originally a joke by Okey Bakassi. We should try to be more original and creative. Thanks. |
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