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A Teachers Dilemma by Yellowson(m): 6:08am On Nov 16, 2015 |
A female teacher, was having a problem with a boy called Dennis in her class of 3rd grade. Dennis said 'Madam, I should b in 4th grade, I'm smarter than my sister & she's in the 4th grade'. The Teacher had heard enough of his complaining & took Dennis 2 the Principal' s office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test Dennis with some questions that a 4th grade should know . Principal: What's 3+3? Dennis: 6 Principal: 6+6? Dennis: 12 & so on..!! The Principal asked Dennis many questions and Dennis got them right. The Principal then asked Madam 2 send Dennis 2 4th grade. Madam decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of? Dennis: Legs. Madam: What's in ur pants that u have but I don't have? Dennis: Pockets Madam: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Dennis: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal' s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, Dennis was taking charge. Dennis: Bubble Gum. Madam: U stick your poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet before u do. What am I? Dennis: Tent. *The principal was looking restless* Madam: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1st, what am I? Dennis: Wedding Ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good? Dennnis: Nose. Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver? Dennis: Arrow. Madam: What starts with 'F' & ends with 'K' & if you don't get it, you've to use your hand? Dennis: Fork Madam: What's it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Dennis: Surname. Madam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins & is responsible for making love?? Dennis: Heart. The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher: 'Send Dennis 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself! |
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