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The Prostitute And Her Dad by modelee(m): 11:32am On Nov 19, 2015
Dad: my daughter returns home after 30
years.
Dad: (Angry) Where the hell have you been
all these years?
Girl: I was working as a prostitute in Abuja.
Dad: What! Get out of my house you wore, i don't want to see your face again do you
understand?
Girl: ( crying ) Before i go dad, i came to give
you 10million naira cheque, and here is
4million naira for my brother. I have bought
a very big house in UK for you with everything in it, including a Faerrari and
Buggati. Bye dad.
Dad: wait first, What kind of work did you
say you're doing?
Girl ( crying ) A prostitute dat!
Dad: Come and give daddy a hug, i thought you said you were a PROSECUTOR.

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Re: The Prostitute And Her Dad by 123CarZ(m): 11:40am On Nov 19, 2015
grin
Re: The Prostitute And Her Dad by sparkles2015(f): 1:13pm On Nov 19, 2015
cheesy
Re: The Prostitute And Her Dad by oglalasioux(m): 5:38pm On Nov 19, 2015
Good one
Re: The Prostitute And Her Dad by Gmanita: 7:19pm On Nov 19, 2015
grin sharp guy

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