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Young Boy In Court For Rape by mykali(m): 1:03pm On May 21, 2009
an 8 yr old boy named Dayo Kelevra was accused of rape.

lipsrsealed

In court, his lady lawyer' Miss Lolabby holds his ''bla bla bla'' saying

"your honor, this boy is only eight years old, he doesn't have the ability to rape a woman''

she shakes the tiny ''bla bla bla'' trying to prove her point

Kelevra looks petrified and whispers in Lola's ear . . .

"please, don't shake it''

Lola asks ''or what?''

kelevra answers ''or we'll lose the case!" grin
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 1:24pm On May 21, 2009
that's why I luv him; he's capable of anything grin
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by mykali(m): 2:01pm On May 21, 2009
grin
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 2:06pm On May 21, 2009
. . . but why was lola shaking his tiny thing cheesy
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by mykali(m): 2:09pm On May 21, 2009
mykali:

she shakes the tiny ''bla bla bla'' trying to prove her pointgrin
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 2:15pm On May 21, 2009
Lola must be a practical lawyer
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by romsky: 3:35pm On May 21, 2009
which is wat u nid 4 ya own case self
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by sylve11: 3:39pm On May 21, 2009
shocked shocked shocked myke tyson don finish ma momsy for hia shocked shocked cool
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by romsky: 3:50pm On May 21, 2009
na ya momma ask 4 more
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by sylve11: 4:10pm On May 21, 2009
na lie e cool
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by romsky: 4:47pm On May 21, 2009
u sabi lie pass ya momma
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by sylve11: 6:06pm On May 21, 2009
i say na lie jor cool
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Abbygyal(f): 6:07pm On May 21, 2009
lol@joke. . silly o
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by jmkbond(f): 6:08pm On May 21, 2009
dayo u too bad
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by StudioCFR(m): 6:30pm On May 21, 2009
Stale sad
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by sylve11: 7:11pm On May 21, 2009
na lie eeeeeeeee cool
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 7:41pm On May 21, 2009
everything is stale to studio. na wah o
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Abbygyal(f): 7:42pm On May 21, 2009
i wonda o cheesy
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 7:56pm On May 21, 2009
must you open your mouth before u wonda angry
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Abbygyal(f): 7:56pm On May 21, 2009
roflmao na fyt angry grin angry grin
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 8:01pm On May 21, 2009
hehehe, abby why didn't you accept my friend request on facebook
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Abbygyal(f): 8:03pm On May 21, 2009
ive nt been on facebook yet buh i got d request on yahoo
i hate going on facebook sometimes. . .when am on me go add u kiss
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 8:08pm On May 21, 2009
But I love your pics. u're looking great kiss
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Abbygyal(f): 8:10pm On May 21, 2009
aww thanks ben
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by mykali(m): 8:13pm On May 21, 2009
Studio CFR:

Stale sad

i know how you feel.  tongue
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 8:16pm On May 21, 2009
Mykolo, Pls open up, how does the short engine feel? cheesy
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by mykali(m): 8:24pm On May 21, 2009
@ben2001

short engine? cheesy lmao
i adviced him about posting that crazy joke of his yesterday
so now he's having a go at me.


@Abbygal
i'm also interested in your Facebook affair wink
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Abbygyal(f): 8:26pm On May 21, 2009
sir? i dnt get u oo affair ke? cheesy
hwz ur evening going anyways

hope no yabbings 2nyt? cheesy wink
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 8:31pm On May 21, 2009
Mykolo never one day request for my fb id, now na for fine gurl e want cheesy

these guys are dangerous
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by mykali(m): 8:53pm On May 21, 2009
lmao @ Ben . . . cheesy

you nor well. oya give me your email make i search for you for facebook

@Abby

my evening is fine. no yabbings yet, i am trying to avoid it.
what is that your email adress again sef? grin
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Ben13: 8:59pm On May 21, 2009
Mykolo, see my Email for my profile and stop chasing skirts angry
Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Abbygyal(f): 9:03pm On May 21, 2009
lool. . . mykali check profile
lol@ben


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