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This Thing Called Men by abasifo(m): 9:32pm On May 21, 2009
It has two feet,two arms,but never more than one idea on its head or a button on its shirt.

A man is what a woman marries.

To turn a man into a husband is one of the most delicate plastic operation known to civilization.It requires Hope,Faith and Charity.

If you flatter a man,you bore him to death,

If you don't,he wonders what stuff women are made of.

If you are the type that wears gay colors like bright orange,red,yellow, He gazed on women in subtle colors.

If you are the type that takes the back seat and let him do all the talking,He swears you"ll kill him.

If you talk about marriage,he enters into a shell and answer in Mono-Syllables.

If you don't talk about marriage,he wonders how much longer you intend in playing around.

There is no question you"ll hook him.but there will be a time of tolerance.
Maybe you think im lying(Agree Or Disagree)
Re: This Thing Called Men by D1KeleVra(m): 12:56am On May 22, 2009
ehh! I really don't give a slimey piss! tongue
Re: This Thing Called Men by donsponky(m): 12:35pm On May 22, 2009
i desagree undecided undecided
Re: This Thing Called Men by biola44: 1:59pm On May 22, 2009
i disagree cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: This Thing Called Men by StudioCFR(m): 2:03pm On May 22, 2009
pulls down thread for good cheesy
Re: This Thing Called Men by sylve11: 2:42pm On May 22, 2009
u don come again StudioFRSC cool
Re: This Thing Called Men by AmAlone: 2:47pm On May 22, 2009
Funny Young Boy. . . . grin grin grin grin grin

You Can Only Talk About Yourself, Not MEN or atleast Not ME grin grin grin
Don't waste your time trying to understand people, because humans change like weather.


And One More Thing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You Don't Really Have To Understand Them B'cos Albert Einstein Didn,t Understand Them Either. grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy wink smiley kiss
Re: This Thing Called Men by blissieng(f): 3:28pm On May 22, 2009
boRING!
Re: This Thing Called Men by abasifo(m): 4:28pm On May 22, 2009
grin cry shocked
blissieng:

boRING!

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