VACANCY VACANCY VACANCY
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Are you a talented weeper?
Do you know how to cry?
This is an opportunity for
You to cry your way into good money
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We are looking for people who can cry in other peoples
burial ceremonies.
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For normal crying - N5000
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For crying and singing - N7500
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For crying and scattering things - 10,000
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For Crying and rolling on the floor - N12,500
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For crying and swearing -
N15,000
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For crying and threatening to jump into the grave -
N18,000
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For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000
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For crying and jumping into the grave and grabbing the
coffin - N25,000
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For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000
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For crying, entering the coffin and be buried - N50,
000
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FOR MORE INFO CONTACT
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DON NELLS ON...
NA_WE_CRY_PASS @yahoo.com
#pray for Nigeria

a professional CRYer