BREAKING NEWS:SOME LECTURERS FROM A
UNIVERSITY OF JOS, FACULTY OF ENGINEERING
BOARDED A PLANE. WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO
TAKE-OFF, THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON BOARD
LADIES & GENTLEMEN. MAY I PLEASE INFORM YOU
THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY(UNIVERSITY OF JOS)
AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".IMMEDIA
TELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE RAN OUT OF THE
PLANE EXCEPT ONE LECTURER CHRIS OTUPO, WHO SAT COMFORTABLY EATING FISH. PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THE PLANE WILL NOT EVEN MOVE".