1. Wahala is When the person
interviewing you at your
new job is the same guy
you insulted in traffic...My friend You go
apologise tire

2. Wahala is When Mosquito lands
on your father's bald
head and you try to kill it
with your bare hands.

3. When olympic gold
medalist Usain Bolt
chases you with a
Cutlas, bro just stop n start begging him

4. When you mistakenly
pour dirty water with oil from your upstair and
em go splash for soldier
men patrol motor......hmm! Your own
don kpeme be dat cos
you go suffer like Damaturu cows

5. When you lie for girl in
a bus say you be army
officer, police for check point come ask: IDENTIFY
URSELF SIR.....the
market wey you buy
pass alaba market}

6. When president buhari mistakenly send u 3.7 billion and you withdrew it instantly...hnn army wey go come fetch u will make u think may be u be adolf hitler

7. wahala na also when in an exam hall and
dem say no paper shuld be found close to
you..as one sharp guy come finish use him
chips come d go summit, im come drop the
chips under ur seat, and u no know until
invigilator see the chips....

8. When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher
before WAEC – Na A1 u go get, no worry.

9. When you tell your friend “your mama!!!”
and turn around and see his or her mum
staring at you – Meeehn, u go collect plenty
slap.

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