Funny Corrupt Nigerians

1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland.

2) When sick, they go to Germany.

3) When investing, they go to America.

4) When buying Mansions, they visit London.

5) When shopping they go to Dubai.

6)When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas.

7) When educating their children, they select Europe.

When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem.

9) BUT,when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA.

Please, help me ask them, NIGERIA NA CEMETERY?

---Curled from Iconique fb page---

SO TRUE AND EPIC!

....life is really funny..

I will soon get a plot of land to de bury them there.