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What Is Politics (father And Son) by asifawarley(m): 6:44am On Nov 26, 2015 |
Re: What Is Politics (father And Son) by spill(m): 7:11am On Nov 26, 2015 |
A little boy goes to his dad and
asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to
explain it this way: I'm the
breadwinner of the family, so let's call
me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call
her the Government. We're here to take
care of your needs, so we'll call you the
people. The nanny, we'll consider her
the Working Class. And your baby
brother, we'll call him the Future. Now,
think about that and see if that makes
sense." So the little boy goes off to bed
thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby
brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little
boy goes to his parents' room and finds
his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and sees his father in bed with
the nanny. He gives up and goes back to
bed. The next morning, the little boy
says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in
your own words what you think politics
is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while
Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep,
the People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit." |
Re: What Is Politics (father And Son) by asifawarley(m): 8:19am On Nov 26, 2015 |
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