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Akpos No Wan Die O!!! by dpfaces(m): 5:32pm On Nov 27, 2015
Akpos & Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robbers broke into their house. Akpos thought running away but he said to himself dat if he run away, he might be killed so he freezed himself & stood like an image. The armed robber ordered for money but they did not have money, so d armed robber looked at d image, then turned to Akpos’ friend Ofego and said:

Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful image you have in ur house, but you don’t have any money. Infact i’m going to destroy dis image. sets his gun, points at the image(Akpos) and was about to shoot.*

Akpos: (screamed out!) Please dont shoot, I am the image of God....


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