One day, a Prof was travelling by a boat. After a
minute, he asked the sailor "do you know
physiology, biology and chemiology?" The sailor said
no to all the questions then the prof exclaimed ''what the hell do u know in dis earth? you will die of
illiteracy". After a while, the boat started sinking and the sailor now asked the prof "Do you know escapeology and swimmiology from sharkology and crocodiology'' the prof said no. The sailor continued and said
"because sharkiology and crocodileology will eat
your assology and bodyology and you will dieology
because of your mouthology..." DO NOT LAUGH...