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Dying Confessions by erasokafor(m): 3:21pm On Dec 01, 2015
A man and the wife was travelling from Paris to USA. All of a sudden in the air there was an engine failure and the pilot announced that the plane would crash in ernest that everybody should pray to his or her god. Coincidentally,the aircraft was filled with couples. This man looked at the wife and told her that he had a confession to make. She was like "I'm all ears". The man told her that he had been dating her younger sister who have had many abortions for him. Also her friend Ann,he had an affair with her too. The woman wasn't startled but said that she had her own confession since they will die soon and need to clear their conscience and die peacefully. She told him that she had planned killing him after that trip and go for his best friend whom she had arranged with. Also that two of their kids were not fathered by him. That all the huge amount of money she use to collect from him claiming to be sending it to her mom was for her school boyfriend in the university. The man was like" no problem". That they would die In peace. In less than a minute,the pilot used the communication system again thanking the passengers for being prayerful,that the two engines were working fine and they would have a safe landing. Everybody in the plane kept so quiet as if no one heard him. After a short while one man angrily stood up and said that the plane must crash ooo or they the passengers will crash it and the whole passengers shouted "yes ooooooooo"

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