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Football Comedy: If Football Clubs Were Students At The University... by 080football(m): 9:39am On Dec 02, 2015
Lets use our imagination and assume that some of the football clubs were students in campus. Lets describe the kind of students they are.

BARCELONA would be a beautiful student with amazing grades, envied and loved by everyone, but hated by no one except a class mate known as Real Madrid.

Also Read: MESSI IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. BUT WHO IS THE SECOND? NEYMAR OR RONALDO?
http://www.080football.com/messi-is-the-best-in-the-world-but-who-is-the-second-neymar-or-ronaldo/

ARSENAL would be a 4 hundred level student, who sits on the 4th bench, in the 4th row, with his four friends. Who always remind everyone that he doesn’t come first because he doesn't buy grades (trophies) like his fellow class mate known as Chelsea.

REAL MADRID would be that rich student who loves changing his teacher every semester because he got bored with them..

MANCHESTER UNITED would be a student that had a great teacher that helped him a lot. But after the teacher left, he failed badly because the new teacher,the old good one (Ferguson) recommended was not good enough. The problem is, the teacher (Van Gaal) who replaced the teacher who wasn't good enough (Moyes), thinks he is better than all the previous teachers because he was a first class student at the University of Bayern Munich,Uni Barca and Uni Ajax. That was before he got transferred to Manchester University.

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MANCHESTER CITY would be that ajebutta student from a rich royal family who buys the best cars (players), has the best equipment, does well in class, but never do well when he goes for Inter-University competitions known as the Champions League.

BAYERN would be that rich student in a poor school called Bundesliga who knows how to do everything. Including buying off grades from his closest competitor known as Dortmund.

LIVERPOOL would be the student of history who thinks he is a genius because he had wonderful grades in his secondary school days. He never walks alone!

STRAIGHT FROM FIFA: CRISTIANO RONALDO, NEYMAR AND MESSI NAMED AS FINAL THREE IN THE FIFA BALLON D’OR AWARD FOR BEST PLAYER OF 2015. http://www.080football.com/cristiano-ronaldo-neymar-and-messi-named-as-final-three-in-the-fifa-ballon-dor-award-for-best-player-of-2015/

SOUTHAMPTON would be that smart, but poor student who does the best home works, but then sell it to his course mates competing for the same position in the same class.

LEICESTER CITY is that good, but poor student who got transferred from a local University (Championship) to an International University known as the Premier League. He is giving the International Students a run for their money

ALSO READ: RONALDO IS LA LIGA’S THIRD ALL TIME GOAL SCORERS..GUESS WHO THE FIRST IS.
http://www.080football.com/ronaldo-is-la-ligas-third-all-time-goal-scorers-guess-who-the-first-is/

CHELSEA would be the new student who is hated by his class mates because he has a rich sugar daddy known as Abramovich and an arrogant father known as Jose Mourinho. He also comes first in his class from time to time. His haters loves shouting his failures and whispering his success like they did when he was top of the class a semester ago.

Test your imagination by telling us what will happen if football clubs were students. Lets have fun!

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Re: Football Comedy: If Football Clubs Were Students At The University... by samopeyemi: 9:50am On Dec 02, 2015
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