Funny people on my WhatsApp list.
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping"
since 3 days.
He's probably dead.

2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I
guess he hasn't reached Dubai!

3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1
month. Living
in Paradise I guess?

4. Someone is always "Available". How
free are you?

5. From first day their status is, "Hey
there! I'm using
WhatsApp" I Know, that's why you're on
my list!

6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only".
Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance
service?

7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp
only". Dude
then throw away your phone, you're not
using the phone's primary function.

8. Someone is "At the movies" for the
past 6 weeks.
Either he owns the theater or sells
popcorn there,

Just guessing Shhhhh U DON BAFF?
Itz Ericardo7

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