Emeka & Nkiru were taking a romantic walk down
the beach one cool night.
Emeka grabs Nkiru's hands, draws her close to him,
kisses her & says, "Baby!
You know I
so much love you. There's no one here. It's just us.
Let's do WEEWEE CHU.

"Nkiru looks around & says,
"My love, I don't want to do WEEWEE CHU please.
Let's just hold hands &
cuddle. "Emeka agrees.
After a while, Emeka asks her again, "Oh baby!
Please my love! Let's do
WEEWEE CHU! "Nkiru replies: "Baby'm, don't rush
me. I don't want to do it. I
just want to be wrapped in your arms. "Emeka
calms down.

After a longer while, Emeka can't hold it any
longer. He says, "My swit heart,
its not fair oh! Let's do WEEWEE CHU nah! Since
LAST year oh!" Nkiru
reluctantly agrees! So Emeka immediately grabs
her closer to him, hugs her
tight, brought out the guitar strapped to his back &
they both start singing:
"WEEWEE CHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"

See ur dirty mind! What
were you thinking? Am only trying 2 wish u a
merry Christmas in advance. See your spoil spoil
mind, and may d peace of Lord be upon us
Amen.

wet