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Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(m): 12:22pm On Dec 04, 2015
This joke is for your Friday relaxation
A woman in a jewellery store, farts while bending over to look at a diamond ring, she looks around embarrassed and sees the sales man's standing behind her. Totally professional he says good day Madam How may I help you? Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her accident she asks;"Sir what's the price of this ring?" He answers: "Madam you farted just by looking at it, you are going to shit when I tell you the Price." shocked shocked
Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by Nobody: 1:14pm On Dec 04, 2015
grin grin
Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(m): 1:19pm On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:
grin grin
Hi Kashybaby......xup today... grin
Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by Nobody: 2:19pm On Dec 04, 2015
archstyle:

Hi Kashybaby......xup today... grin


Everything is great down here.... grin tnxxx
Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(m): 3:05pm On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:



Everything is great down here.... grin tnxxx
Nice one...hope ur pidgin training z going smoothly...
Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by Nobody: 3:07pm On Dec 04, 2015
yeaahh, picking up bits by bits...soon I gone Learn the accent too grin
archstyle:

Nice one...hope ur pidgin training z going smoothly...
Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(m): 3:08pm On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:
yeaahh, picking up bits by bits...soon I gone Learn the accent too grin
Kkk..... I'm fully available lol...#winks# .... Hope a date won't b bad
Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by Nobody: 3:11pm On Dec 04, 2015
archstyle:

Kkk..... I'm fully available lol...#winks# .... Hope a date won't b bad


Date? U mean like dd/mm/year? grin
Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(m): 3:13pm On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:



Date? U mean like dd/mm/year? grin
Hahahaha....lol. Yes na grin....a dd/mm/yyyy....for just two of us.... grin

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