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My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!! by princesunny(m): 2:00pm On Dec 04, 2015
1) 3 cows
2) 16 bags of rice
3) 72 litres of red oil
4) 15 iphone 6+
5) 12 bags of salt
6) 18 largest inch plasma tv with stabilizer
each
7) 2 range rover sport car....latest models pls
cool 150 imported Uk bags for her mother
9) 700 versace shoes not ABA made abeg
10) 5 apple laptops new ones
11) 5 ipads
12) 16 set of boxes from Dubai
13) 10 washing machines
14) 50 bags of Semovita and 45 bags of wheat
15) 1 big sack of kolanut
16) 20 dozen of boxers and singlets
17) 90 carton of frozen chicken
18) 98 crate of Mineral
19) 14 deep freezer must be of good product.
20) Must build a mansion for 8
member of her family and sponsor their kids to
study in Oxford university
21) Must open a shopping mall for her mother in
UK
22) You must treat her like a Queen
23) HER BRIDE PRICE WILL BE JUST 30 NAIRA COS WE'RE NOT SELLING HER OUT...

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Re: My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!! by Khalraj: 2:06pm On Dec 04, 2015
I am marrying your daughter no more
Re: My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List!! by 9jaRonin(m): 7:10pm On Dec 10, 2015
If na so e be then dat ya dota fit reach her menopause under ya roof...... grin

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