The following below are the funniest
ways to breakup with your Boy/
Girlfriend...

"16 missed calls?! You killed my
battery so you're capable of killing
me... It's over!!!"

"How come mosquito is biting me and
not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S
OVER!
"
"You don't even respect me, I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!"

"So now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go
and find him because it's over between
us."

"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with
my future kids."

"They are shouting bird flu, you are
still cooking chicken. You want to kill
me? It is over!"

"I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. I can't
date someone who's not patient."

"Why are you using broom to sweep
my room when you know I support
PDP? It's over!"

"You are always abbreviating your
texts, you want our children to be short
abi? It's OVER!"

"I told you I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You
don't care about me. It's over!"

"You don't pay your tithe, if you can
cheat on God, then who am I? Park
your things.

johnnyblakes:
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/ Girlfriend...
"16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!"
"How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER! " "You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!"
"So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us."
"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids."
"They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!"
"I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can't date someone who's not patient."
"Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It's over!"
"You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER!"
"I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!"
"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things.

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johnnyblakes:
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Johnnyblakes... So you open this thread only for you to be FTC on it, you must be a maliciously greedy selfish self centered being , oya Lalasticlala close this thread ósisó

All this one nah small pikin break up..

See what I used for my babe;

Chi I must confess to you, any lady that spends the Xmas with me dies, she did not wait for me to conclude before saying; Sweet I knew u will never allow harm my way, thanks for informing me hope u don't mind if I come back by February nxt year.

No need any story!!!!!tell her u're broke,she go just go.....women and money,siamese twins

Stale jokes OP try 2 b original, comeup with things of ur own invention