1. Respect the buyer.

2. Greet the buyer before u sit.

3. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.

4. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.

5. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.

6. Buyer's jokes are always funny so laugh out loud.

7. When the buyer fights, fight...even if you are skinny my friend fight -

8. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before, you open another one, no matter how fast you drink.

9.When the buyer stops drinking, stop too
10.Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when I'm drinking castle lite)

11. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink, so Black Label is good for you my friend.

12. When using a cooler box, you are responsible for breaking the ice blocks

13. In a cooler box, the buyer's drinks should be at the bottom and yours at the top, you are responsible for taking out those drinks whenever the buyer calls for one.

14.If the cooler box is full, your drinks remain in the boot and outside the cooler box until there's some space

15. If by some reason you have to leave and you had drinks in the cooler box, you just leave empty handed, Those drinks are the sole property of the....

Feel free to add your own....

Am always a buyer....... Next thread pls