lol... saw this on fb and decided to share it here...
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death, they still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapps.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to know whether they're dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is
5. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
8. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast. .
9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life
10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE - 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your case in kerosene
11. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st position
12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break
13. To those who commit suicide; why are you So selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?
14. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible. So if any guy calls you an angel, na wash ooooo.
15. And if after reading this u refuse to laugh, devil dey dance shakiti bobo for your head....!!!

No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho

lol very creative. Nigerians are the happiest people on earth..cracking jokes from adversities and turning it to nothing.

op,orie pe

LOL...VERY CREATIVE

pojophilius:
op,orie pe

lwkmd!!!