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Very Funny Different Accent And Pronunciations by scofieldsimba(m): 1:50pm On Dec 10, 2015
my dear Ghanaians
Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'.
Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
Oh South Africans
its Happy not 'Ape pee'
My fellow Nigerians
Its bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called
Naira, not 'narrah'.
My dear Edo people
Its argument, not 'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas
Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'. Its Van
Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.
My dear Ibadan peeps
Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not
'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people
Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its
five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is
'Tuface weds Annie
Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds
Animal calling'.
My Egun people
Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'!
My dear Calabar peeps
Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'.
it's at least not Alice.
its God not cord.
My Benue people ( Tiv)
Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross' its l Rain nt
lain, Rat
nt lat, rubber nt lubber, itz road nt load,
My Igbo people,
There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is
thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay
sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'!
Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father,
who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your
name...', and not 'Our Father, look at eleven,adaobi thy name..
Re: Very Funny Different Accent And Pronunciations by Nobody: 1:52pm On Dec 10, 2015
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funnycheesy
Re: Very Funny Different Accent And Pronunciations by Rapoo(m): 1:58pm On Dec 10, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Buhahahahahahahahacheesycheesycheesycheesy


funnycheesy
some indiviuals are very creative. So so true. Am a victim of bay sheet cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Very Funny Different Accent And Pronunciations by IykeChukz(m): 2:04pm On Dec 10, 2015
Oga no vex, how can Tuface wed Annie?


I strongly disagree...
Re: Very Funny Different Accent And Pronunciations by calddon(m): 2:14pm On Dec 10, 2015
Lolz, my tweaking people no gree o, it's emptyhen and not MTN
Re: Very Funny Different Accent And Pronunciations by Nobody: 3:59pm On Dec 10, 2015
Rapoo:

some indiviuals are very creative. So so true. Am a victim of bay sheet cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
hehehehehe @baysheetcheesycheesy
Re: Very Funny Different Accent And Pronunciations by Rapoo(m): 4:51pm On Dec 10, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
hehehehehe @baysheetcheesycheesy

Laugh babe, cause its laughable
Re: Very Funny Different Accent And Pronunciations by chudidonas(m): 8:21am On Dec 11, 2015
Hilarious... Cut across a lot of African tribes
Re: Very Funny Different Accent And Pronunciations by emmanuel1990(m): 9:28am On Dec 11, 2015
Funny.

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