There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

ONE MONTH LATER on the beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere:

* The 1st Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman,

* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois",

* The 2 German men have a rigid weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman,

* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman,

* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex was in the picture, because it got sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut - whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any!