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Mathematics- Paper 1 P299/2 by Thunderlicious: 10:51pm On Dec 14, 2015
MATHEMATICS, PAPER 1 P299/2
Time: 2:30 mins

Instructions:
Attempt any four questions.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

1. You have dated a girl for two years and eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted (20mrks).

2. You buy airtime for your girlfriend and she calls another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive the general formula for this kind of love (20mrks).

3. You are dating around four girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an Ipad from you.

(a) Plot a graph of girls against the prices of these phones (15mrks).

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mrks).

4. You are dating other people's sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with any of your sisters. Calculate the percentage error in your thinking capacity.
Take Pi, π= 3.14. (20mks)

GOOD LUCK

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Re: Mathematics- Paper 1 P299/2 by chocolateme(f): 10:55pm On Dec 14, 2015
No 3 & 4 no be here lol.

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Re: Mathematics- Paper 1 P299/2 by MonitorinSpirit(m): 10:57pm On Dec 14, 2015
The mark for question 3b is too small na and it is the most difficult question grin grin grin grin

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Re: Mathematics- Paper 1 P299/2 by mega147: 11:00pm On Dec 14, 2015
End time maths.

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Re: Mathematics- Paper 1 P299/2 by ibe9ja: 9:49am On Dec 15, 2015
Hilarious... grin

Thunderlicious:

3. You are dating around four girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an Ipad from you.
(a) Plot a graph of girls against the prices of these phones (15mrks).
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mrks).

This one na die... LOL

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