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The Very Funny Christmas Invitation by techfect: 12:34pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
An Igbo man calls his son in South Africa last
week & says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have
to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing,
forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son
screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any
longer", the father says. "We're sick of each
other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in USA and tell her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes
on the phone, "Like hell they're getting
divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".
She calls home immediately and screams at her
father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a
single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR
ME?"and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his
wife.
"I told you, it's done! They are coming home for
Christmas" :v :v :v (y)
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