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Joke For The Hour!(pls Read).. by Jomrichy1(m): 6:40pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Akpos an elderly man boarded a
bus
in lagos with a pretty girl
sitting close to him.
A young
man wanted to light a cigarette
in the bus. Akpos: What is
wrong with you
young man, why would you
light a cigarette in this bus?
Do
you want to kill this pretty girl
here?. YOUNG MAN: Sorry sir..
.[he put off the light].
After a long time in the traffic
without movement, the pretty
girl stretched her hands
in the air and a serious odour
came out from her armpit.
Immediately, akpos the elderly
man
said to young man.
Akpos: Light the ciga!
YOUNG MAN: Sir?
Akpos: Are u deaf? I say light the
ciga!!!
YOUNG MAN: Ok sir.
[He lit d cigarette]
Akpos: Blow it to my nose,
bloooow it!!!
YOUNG MAN: Yes sir. Akpos: It is
better to die this way
than to die that way! |
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