I can't but ask myself why guys keep long nails most especially when they maintain a bad hygiene. These reasons are why I loathe being around 'em:

1. The sight of some will nauseate you...i'v seen long brown nails, but recently, I saw red. They were nothing different from that of a vulture

2. You dare not play with them, they'll leave signature all over ya body

3. Have you seen them pick their nose with it? Yew!

4. I was on a long queue in a bank when I began to hear 'craw craww crawwww'..I was startled at first only to later realise it was d sound of a guy's claws against his thick bearded cheek

5. This I hate the most and this category of people are fond of this, - when I am chatting with you and u are tryin to make a point, pleeaseee, u dont need to touch me b4 i get ur point...im so allergic to dz! Add urz

Lemme consult my guy

You will nearly die if you allow them to finger you.

...... Especially virgins...na surgical tinz

Very funny @ no. 4.
5. If there is an incident where a heavy object lands on it, na balloon dey fingers go turn into.

Balloon... buhahahaha....or if d long nail hook sumthing hard den gets torn...

You can say that again. Those nails can be very irritating. Some will be like those of vampires. It is always good to trim one's nails short, as long nails harbour germs and shiits particles. I just pray they don't finger their babes with such nails.