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True Or False by yemexy(m): 12:23pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
God created the donkey and said to him, "You
will be a donkey. You will work untiringly from
sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.
You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence
and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered, "I will be a donkey, but to
live 50 years is much. Give me only 20."
God granted his wish.
God created the dog and said to him, "You will
guard the house of Man. You will be his best
friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you
and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog."
The dog answered, "Sir, to live 30 years is too
much. Give me only 15."
God granted his wish.
God created the monkey and said to him, "You
will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years.
You will be a monkey."
The monkey answered, "To live 20 years is too
much. Give me only 10."
God granted his wish.
Finally god created man, and said to him, "You
will be man, the only rational creature on the
face of earth. You will use your intelligence to
become master over all the animals. You will
dominate the world and you will live 20 years."
Man responded, "Sir, I will be a man but to live
only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years
that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the
dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey
refused.
God granted man's wish....
And since then...
Man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spends
30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all
the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown... he lives 15
years like a dog, taking care of the house and
eating whatever is given to him, so that when he
is old, he can retire
and live 10 years like a monkey, going from
house to house and from one son or daughter to
another, doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren |
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