Good morning people I have officially discovered and laid claim to this thread

How's your Xmas going y'all?

DonChippy:


What u doing alone in this dark alley, young woman?

Step into my office

Nubian113:

Step into my office

Naughty! naughty you.

DonChippy:

Naughty! naughty you.

Why you on a rampage lol!

Nubian113:

Why you on a rampage lol!

Just itching to have some fun.

DonChippy:

Just itching to have some fun.

Is the itch ova or you need an extra hand

Nubian113:

Is the itch ova or you need an extra hand

Haha! The one you scratched last night should do you for a while.

DonChippy:

Haha!
The one you scratched last night should do you for a while.

I'm not the one with the itch though


Still recovering from my scratch

Nubian113:


I'm not the one with the itch though


Still recovering from my scratch

Don't tell me.

What if you had an Eba or Akpu enhanced scracht.

I bet you'll take a break for weeks.

DonChippy:

Don't tell me.

What if you had an Eba or Akpu enhanced scracht.

I bet you'll take a break for weeks.

English please.

Nubian113:

English please.

Those a local foods, I thought you're half Nigerian by now.

DonChippy:

Those a local foods, I thought you're half Nigerian by now.

It's in me

Nubian113:

It's in me

So tell me about the last scratch and why you need one so soon.

DonChippy:

So tell me about the last scratch and why you need one so soon.

What I need is toast and tea and my bed... Me gone so we will continue this chat later. Same place.


Nw get out of my office

Nubian113:


What I need is toast and tea and my bed... Me gone so we will continue this chat later. Same place.


Nw get out of my office

That's a nice piece of furniture by the way.

DonChippy:

That's a nice piece of furniture by the way.

What, my orthopedic mattress

Nubian113:

What, my orthopedic mattress

Me thinks you need something softer.

DonChippy:


Me thinks you need something softer.

Take your juju go!

Nubian113:


Take your juju go!

Do you believe in that ?



Too much Nollywood is bad for you.

DonChippy:

Do you believe in that ?



Too much Nollywood is bad for you.

No.... I don't and blame it on nl because I'm no fan of bad acting

Nubian113:


No.... I don't and blame it on nl because I'm no fan of bad acting

Quick question.

A good guy or a naughty boy.

Which one do you prefer?

*The guy who holds your hand when you're about to cross the street or the one who taps your butt to prompt you.

*The guy who rides slow and gentle or the ones who takes you on a hot and rough ride.

*The guy who kisses you goodnight on the forehead or the one who whispers sweet nothings in your ears and bites you on the lips.

The good guy or the naughty one?

Be honest.

Today: The good man... Yesteryear's the bad boy

DonChippy:

Quick question.

A good guy or a naughty boy.

Which one do you prefer?

*The guy who holds your hand when you're about to cross the street or the one who taps your butt to prompt you.

*The guy who rides slow and gentle or the ones who takes you on a hot and rough ride.

*The guy who kisses you goodnight on the forehead or the one who whispers sweet nothings in your ears and bites you on the lips.

The good guy or the naughty one?

Be honest.

Nubian113:
Today: The good man... Yesteryear's the bad boy

Seems you have really grown up o!

DonChippy:


Seems you have really grown up o!

I'm 31 fooool


You a grown up too?

Nubian113:

I'm 31 fooool

You a grown up too?

I swear you don't even look it.
I used to be a good boy but I've grown up to be vely vely bad ghan!
You should be thinking about making pretty little black babies lol!

DonChippy:


I swear you don't even look it.

I used to be a good boy but I've grown up to be vely vely bad ghan!

You should be thinking about making pretty little black babies lol!

I thought the saying was "hell has no fury like a woman scorned" why are mitches jumping on board this ban wagon

Kids come on that's the secret to my youth

Nubian113:


I thought the saying was "hell has no fury like a woman scorned" why are mitches jumping on board this ban wagon

Kids come on that's the secret to my youth

I don't know that one o!

All I know is the earth has no fury for a naughty boy than a good man scorned.

Haha!

DonChippy:

I don't know that one o!

All I know is the earth has no fury for a naughty boy than a good man scorned.

Haha!

Your turn.

** Fat sloppy girl, no home training but book smart so she can afford all the help she needs and she's loyal.


** Sexy, bimbo don't know her left from her right but she is clean looks good and loves dyck so forget faithful ness... Best bj eva but she's a financial liability...

Choose one

One is poverty thinking so be warned I'm psychoanalysing you

Nubian113:


Your turn.

** Fat sloppy girl, no home training but book smart so she can afford all the help she needs and she's loyal.


** Sexy, bimbo don't know her left from her right but she is clean looks good and loves dyck so forget faithful ness... Best bj eva but she's a financial liability...

Choose one

One is poverty thinking so be warned I'm psychoanalysing you

Geez!

Why you doing this?

TBH! I'll rather stay single.

On a second thought, the second chick is a no no for me.

The fat sloppy one can also learn everything the bimbo knows.
Nothing beats loyalty.

DonChippy:


Geez!

Why you doing this?

TBH! I'll rather stay single.

On a second thought, the second chick is a no no for me.

The fat sloppy one can also learn everything the bimbo knows.
Nothing beats loyalty.

Or nothing beats money

Nubian113:


Or nothing beats money

I didn't even notice that.

All I saw was "she loves dyke and forget faithfulness".

Trust me no one wants to have countless bouts with STI's. Never had it and I'm not about to break that record.

Choosing the fat one seems to be the wisest choice.