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Lawyer's Fees by rhufffryda(m): 11:08am On Jun 10, 2009
A stammerer was worried about the extent of his stammering and met a lawyer.

Stammerer: I a-a-m so w-wo-worr- wo-worrie--worried abou--abouut my st-stam--stammerr--ing.

Lawyer: Its ok, Calm down, Have a seat and slowly count from one to ten.

Stammerer: o--on--one, tw--twoo, thr--threee, seven, eight, nine, ten, Wow, i cant believe it, i have been cured.

Lawyer: Your fee is 100,000 naira

Stammerer: Wh- wha--what d-di-did u sa- sa-saay?

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