Okay, here it goes

I woke up 6am, with my unfinished assignment ringing in my head... oh my! The lecturer would be in class by 8am... I hastened to brush my teeth, lay my bed and fetch water. It is Harmattan so the water was damn cold during which I started to heat it with a boiling ring, this was about 6;45am... hectic -fetching water on a weekday could be hectic

I sat back to finish sat which I did only to realize I used 30 minutes... 7:15, I took the hot water without verifying its temperature and rushed to the bathroom, I met a queue but ignored the order, when one person finished I rushed in because I was smart - I have always been...

In the bathroom I heard the others cursing (like I care)... 'cos I was in haste I poured the water on my back only to realise it was at the verge of boiling. Out of reflex, I ran out (n*ked). When those outside laughed at me did I realize I had no clothes, I made a U- turn back into the bathroom.

I need advice right now from Nairalanders... what to do

Let the bashing begin