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Getting A Divorce by SonofIssachar: 11:54pm On Dec 27, 2015
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An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, son. but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yells as she hangs up the phone.

The old man hangs up the mouthpiece at his own end and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

Meditation: But you say, ‘Whoever says to his father or mother, “Whatever profit you might have received from me is a gift to God”— then he need not honor his father or mother.’ Thus you have made the commandment of God of no effect by your tradition. – Matthew 15:5-6

You will succeed in Jesus Name!

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