iniguy:

woke up this morning to the bleak news of the death of the king of pop michael jackson may his soul rest in peace!!!

Amen!

I salute y'all

***munching on a carrot** I salute you too! Grab a seat, lets eat some carrots.

Carrots? i prefer oranges

Carrots? i prefer oranges

Some fone have refused to be hacked! Can some1 tell me why?

Cos they r immune 2hacking.

Some phones are simply unhackable and unpimpable!

E.g genious's phone

Hehehehe

I no blame una

Put the blame on Akon. Are u the new kid on da block?

Ya im the new kid on the block, i've come to take nairaland by storm!

Methinks u r an old member with a new id.

kip ur thoughts to urself!

@genious
Wen R. Kel said d storm is over.
Dat means U R OVER.

Pus are u a nocturnal being? u are more active at night on nl than by day!

Pus are u a nocturnal being? u are more active at night on nl than by day!

Mr moderator can u pls change the 1 option of the poll to "none of these" and also the modify button isn't working, why is the topic locked when a poster want to modify his message.

U don C am nw.

Remove those glasses from your face.

I no get am 4glasses.
U don c ma maìl.

Ya check ur ebox

Tnx.
Iv cin d soup wit plenty meat inside.
Iv eaten d y'ello meat b4, afta sumtime, d meat sour (block) 4ma opèra.
But d others stil dey yum-yum!!

@iniguy can i have some of this soup?

Hw far, apply sharply

Happy new month guys!

Happy new month, check ur inbox. Interview! Interview! Interview! I'm going to conduct interviews for four lucky nairalanders in this thread! Indicate ur interest, first come, first serve!

@all wetin dey happen here

@gen, wat interview?

@genious hmmmn lets see what u got, im gonna drop the id of those scammers soon @don4life everything is happening here, @hayprof, long time how was ur exile? @all, sumthing is raining all over me!

Interview again.
Hmmm!! I don dey fear dis thread.