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Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jan 03, 2016
Lol......I qo beat dah wife black n' blue ni.........

Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by godfirstawe: 5:07pm On Jan 03, 2016
Lol

Adalu
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Donald3d(m): 5:08pm On Jan 03, 2016
toposi4naija:
Lol......I qo beat dah wife black n' blue ni.........
hhehehehehe
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by darlyboy387(m): 5:08pm On Jan 03, 2016
Hahaha laugh go bellefull me. I no go touch am but I go laugh tears out from her eyes

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Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by pet4ril(f): 5:09pm On Jan 03, 2016
grin grin yes nau......what was he expecting before

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Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by blackb2(m): 5:19pm On Jan 03, 2016
Our Wife Has Gone Creative Again cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Niyeal(m): 5:24pm On Jan 03, 2016
Only a silly wife wil do dat. 2milk tin of rice @N80, ata kuku N20, tomato paste N40, and Eja didin panla N60.
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by derrick333(m): 5:40pm On Jan 03, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahhahhhh, I don die o ,serves d man rite grin grin
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by derrick333(m): 5:42pm On Jan 03, 2016
Niyeal:
Only a silly wife wil do dat. 2milk tin of rice @N80, ata kuku N20, tomato paste N40, and Eja didin panla N60.
Problem of bein an econimist shocked
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Comanche(f): 5:49pm On Jan 03, 2016
derrick333:

Problem of bein an econimist shocked
..as in eh.....you suppose see how i open mouth.....i just dey look him future wife with corner eyes.

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Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Babamide(m): 5:54pm On Jan 03, 2016
Niyeal:
Only a silly wife wil do dat. 2milk tin of rice @N80, ata kuku N20, tomato paste N40, and Eja didin panla N60.
Suffer is ur middle name.

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Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jan 03, 2016
toposi4naija:
Lol......I qo beat dah wife black n' blue ni.........

why u go beat her? how u go give her only 200 for jollof and fish
if u give me dat kyn money, I go just give u boiled egg
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jan 03, 2016
EroticAngelina:


why u go beat her? how u go give her only 200 for jollof and fish
if u give me dat kyn money, I go just give u boiled egg



Then....yhu should have told me you won't be able to cook heet.......instead of collecting ma' money.................at least the #200 would buy me fortunate bread and sardines!!!! grin grin
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Niyeal(m): 7:11pm On Jan 03, 2016
Babamide:

Suffer is ur middle name.
i wil report u for ban if u dont tender an unreserve apology for insult
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Nobody: 7:35pm On Jan 03, 2016
toposi4naija:




Then....yhu should have told me you won't be able to cook heet.......instead of collecting ma' money.................at least the #200 would buy me fortunate bread and sardines!!!! grin grin

lol even 200 will nt be enof for bread and sardine
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jan 03, 2016
Lol, serves him right
She for draw fowl join too
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by stoneaustin(m): 9:14pm On Jan 03, 2016
I go eat d rice then call her make she come help me eat the fish shikina! wahala go dey if she nor finish am! lolzZ!

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Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by mizmia: 11:02pm On Jan 03, 2016
Niyeal:
Only a silly wife wil do dat. 2milk tin of rice @N80, ata kuku N20, tomato paste N40, and Eja didin panla N60.
Cooking oil, seasoning and salt nko?

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Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Babamide(m): 5:54am On Jan 04, 2016
Niyeal:
i wil report u for ban if u dont tender an unreserve apology for insult
Abeg report. Them never ban me for here before
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by omoeso(m): 4:15pm On Jan 04, 2016
EroticAngelina:


why u go beat her? how u go give her only 200 for jollof and fish
if u give me dat kyn money, I go just give u boiled egg

nice one.... grin
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by KAYSANTOS: 8:30pm On Jan 04, 2016
Niyeal:
Only a silly wife wil do dat. 2milk tin of rice @N80, ata kuku N20, tomato paste N40, and Eja didin panla N60.
Ororo?
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Niyeal(m): 11:43pm On Jan 04, 2016
KAYSANTOS:
Ororo?
Epo pupa, dat wil b available @home.
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Madamkilljoy(f): 8:04am On Jan 05, 2016
mizmia:
Cooking oil, seasoning and salt nko?
You'll 'borrow' from friendly neighbours.
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by KAYSANTOS: 10:34am On Jan 05, 2016
Niyeal:
Epo pupa, dat wil b available @home.
Epo pupa for jollof rice? Lol
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by dandollaz: 11:26am On Jan 05, 2016
[quote author=derrick333 post=41617682] Problem of bein an econimist shocked [/quote no pepper,oil,kerosene,salt,onion.

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Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by IamChuks(m): 11:56am On Jan 05, 2016
Na only Hausa women go fit use #200 Cook rice!! gorogoro ..na the name
Rice=#80/2cups
pepper=#10
onions=#10
oil=#30
maggi(ajinamoto)=#10
fried fish=#50
salt(not necessary) =#10

They don't use tomatoes..
white jollof or sometimes they add onga to make it red..
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Qualer: 12:12pm On Jan 05, 2016
EroticAngelina:


why u go beat her? how u go give her only 200 for jollof and fish
if u give me dat kyn money, I go just give u boiled egg

Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by IamChuks(m): 12:14pm On Jan 05, 2016
[quote author=dandollaz post=41673593][/quote]
kero wetin?
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by flokii: 11:00pm On Jan 05, 2016
ise ati oshi combined.. undecided
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by Nobody: 4:42am On Jan 06, 2016
achorom azu
Re: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by ipledge10(m): 5:46am On Jan 06, 2016
stoneaustin:
I go eat d rice then call her make she come help me eat the fish shikina! wahala go dey if she nor finish am! lolzZ!
grin grin she must eat

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