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How I Got My Dream Girl by Nobody: 12:06am On Jan 09, 2016
ME: Hi sweetie HER: Hi ME: I think You are cute HER: Thank you ME: can i go out with you on Friday ? HER : What do you do for a living?.. ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns.. HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock exchange or Something like that?. ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few.. HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through!.. If only she knew i was talking about #Bet9ja

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Re: How I Got My Dream Girl by Nobody: 1:17am On Jan 09, 2016
It was funny, but I just forgot to laugh!!!

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Re: How I Got My Dream Girl by Lobolintin(m): 8:48am On Jan 09, 2016
Hahwhahahs bet9ja Nah hit back to back
Re: How I Got My Dream Girl by Nobody: 8:13am On Jan 10, 2016
Ezechinwa:
It was funny, but I just forgot to laugh!!!
read it again nd i still laughed, dnt knw what u re goin through right nw in ur life bt i guess itz d sins of ya ancestors.

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