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Trapped On The Island by Migines(m): 3:29am On Jun 18, 2009 |
A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore. The new guy and the wife are very attracted to each other right away, but realize certain protocols will have to be observed. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts." The second man is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower and stands watch, observing the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon the husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!" They look at each other and yell back: "We're not screwing!" A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down: "Heeey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof to their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down from high above: "Hey, I said no screwing!!" They yell back "We said we're not screwing!!" Finally the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower and the husband starts to climb up. He's only half-way up and the wife and the second man are screwing their brains out. Once he reaches the top, the husband looks out from the tower and says: "WOW. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing." |
Re: Trapped On The Island by tytylayor: 9:37am On Jun 18, 2009 |
maggi maggi |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Ben13: 9:53am On Jun 18, 2009 |
c'mmon let's go screwing |
Re: Trapped On The Island by sylve11: 10:02am On Jun 18, 2009 |
@ololumi, i miss u how r u? @Miginebaba, nice joke. @benny shut up and go wash those plates, before i tell u TO DO FROG JUMP |
Re: Trapped On The Island by tytylayor: 10:23am On Jun 18, 2009 |
dat'll serves him right |
Re: Trapped On The Island by clemcykul(f): 1:14pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
wiked girl, thats why u never still marry at the age of 54 |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Lolabbey: 1:21pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,i no go tok |
Re: Trapped On The Island by clemcykul(f): 1:29pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
talk na, make i fire ur mouth with catapault |
Re: Trapped On The Island by tytylayor: 1:31pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
u forget ur bra? i be tink say u don go ur fillage o |
Re: Trapped On The Island by clemcykul(f): 1:32pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
lol my village chiefs say make i no dey wear bra |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Ben13: 1:37pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
dat bra wey hubby don tear finish during war time |
Re: Trapped On The Island by clemcykul(f): 1:39pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
na u be the hubby na |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Ben13: 1:45pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
me? wiff the passion I have for bras, I wouldn't tear it |
Re: Trapped On The Island by clemcykul(f): 1:53pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
*hides bra** |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Ben13: 2:08pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
Re: Trapped On The Island by tytylayor: 2:33pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
me too |
Re: Trapped On The Island by romsky: 2:39pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
tyty no need bra o since u go dey stranded on d island soon |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Lolabbey: 4:05pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
Re: Trapped On The Island by tytylayor: 4:21pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
y u do ? |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Lolabbey: 4:31pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
cos i love yu |
Re: Trapped On The Island by tytylayor: 5:08pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
oh am flattering |
Re: Trapped On The Island by sylve11: 5:31pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
my oh my |
Re: Trapped On The Island by nich(m): 6:48pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
chai! see setup! nna, where's that island i think they'd need a sniper's rifle in about 4months time. |
Re: Trapped On The Island by clemcykul(f): 9:22am On Jun 19, 2009 |
ol boi pity ur teeth na haba! |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Lolabbey: 11:26am On Jun 19, 2009 |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Ben13: 11:36am On Jun 19, 2009 |
winkster |
Re: Trapped On The Island by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On Jun 19, 2009 |
lol dats the word |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Lolabbey: 12:13pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
ben copycat |
Re: Trapped On The Island by Ben13: 12:18pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
na you I take am resemble Lol. . .another copycat |
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