u and who

romade:

d 2 of us join 2geda

Kai. . . . .that one na selious ERROR!!!!

na me nau

No mind my twinny. U want make him mouth smell?

tell us atleast na u kiss the mouth last

she dey wash the c***dom so that una go fit use am again

*sits bac to consider which of dis boys to slap nxt*
*decides to slap dem all*
oya!
all of u line up!

*whips off his mosquitoe like hands* now buzz off

clemcykul:

*whips off his mosquitoe like hands* now buzz off

*tinks abt it, cals d Ayatollah nd requests 4 clems blabla to b cut to short sleeve instead*
dat wuld teach u!

GunShit, how barracks?

*walks in2 guardroom nd pisses on him*
u telmi, or aint we hospitable enuf 4 u?

gunpoint so u still dey so

hw the war for afghanistan abi na iraq una go this time

parki:

gunpoint so u still dey so

hw the war for afghanistan abi na iraq una go this time

ol'fabol?

romade:

he'll be back

*drives my tank ova d infidel nd luks to my driver*
wz dat shit we drove ova?

Gunpoint the dreamer, if i give you one Akwa-ibom now you fit load am?, you come here dey form militant

militant wey hin toe dey always peep from hin shoe

until i bomb this thread then u pple will knw i am serious abi

go to bed my friend, ure dreaming

na u i dey target sef

fling them all out

re-enter through the window

u too sturborn jor

breaks down the door and re-enters the thread

chases him out garri turner**

**collects the garri turner from clemcy and hits him with it, he faints**