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End Time Revenge On Ex Husband. ;D by kozmokaz(m): 9:20pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
After 37 years of marriage, Jake dumped his wife for his young
secretary.
His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi-
million dollar home. Since Jake had better lawyers, he prevailed.
He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out.
She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes and
crates.
On the 2nd day, she had two movers come and collect her things.
On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background
music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a
bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and
stuffed half-eared shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of
all the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When Jake returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first
few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything-
cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for
dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung
everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters
during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end
they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in
the house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to
move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and
eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally
they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase
a new place.
Edith called Jake and asked how things were going. He told her the
saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she
missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her
divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed
on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been
worth, but only if she were the sign the papers that very day. She
agreed and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched
the moving company pack everything to take to their new home…
Including the curtain rods. 1 Like |
Re: End Time Revenge On Ex Husband. ;D by Itzjoy(f): 9:22pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
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Re: End Time Revenge On Ex Husband. ;D by Gracito(f): 9:49pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
Eleyi gidi gan |
Re: End Time Revenge On Ex Husband. ;D by Obudupikin: 10:10pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
It is standard. Women are smarter than men. |
Re: End Time Revenge On Ex Husband. ;D by ADENIKETINA2015(f): 10:18pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
Seems curtain rods ti take over 1 Like |
Re: End Time Revenge On Ex Husband. ;D by enygmababe: 10:22pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
Lol, my kind of gal By the way, must the ends of the curtain rods be open for it to smell like that? (laughing my evil laugh) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: End Time Revenge On Ex Husband. ;D by SirDavico(m): 12:51am On Jan 12, 2016 |
I laugh in Swahili! |
Re: End Time Revenge On Ex Husband. ;D by Bantino(m): 1:20pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Hmmmm, she tried, but for how long will the rotten stuff smell?? |
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