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#facts Book....our Girls Should Qet In Here..part2 by zubycharles(m): 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?".
What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls
are beautiful...Hell is hot, while heaven is
beautiful...the choice is yours.
3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no
wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the
ring. Is your finger a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection
yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal
clipper. What are you preventing
5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if
you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey
style in bed, if its not you, It can't be you.
6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good
nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In
Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a
boyfriend" and be asking for money from him. GT-
bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank!
My name Anita, I used my friend to set up my
boyfriend to c if he'll cheat on me. Now they've sent
me wedding Invitation. What AM I? (A) Learner (B)
God sent (C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i have a Girlfriend
when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we
had issues & we've broken up".
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the government is
responsible and blamed for every damn things. if
mosquito bite you, you will blame the government.
11) No guy is single, you either snatch him from
someone or share him with someone, the most
important thing is to be the highest Shareholder.
12) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u
dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ...
your life is on SOS.
13) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years
and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the
years?
14). Sex won't make him love u. A baby won't make
him stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE...
15) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still
eat your yam.
16) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him enter room,
he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister,
he will RAPE ur Destiny!!
17) What shall it profit a girl to have all the Brazilian
hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to
a girl on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed to search for u
but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for
amnesty
19) Don't act like you have it all, even rich men beg
for pen in the bank.
20) No matter how big ur house is, How recent your
car is,or how huge ur bank account is, Our grave is
still gonna be the same size, stay humble.
21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might
Be, you Will Still Be the Food For Worms....Set your
Arrogance Aside and Remember |
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