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Hilarious Joke To Crack Your Ribs by miltonchux(m): 12:45pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
Medical school is not easy o.... First year Moscow First Medical University students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it. Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all frowning. Then the professor looked at them & said: "The more important 2nd quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger...Now learn to pay attention!!! Most of the students fainted!! Don't just laugh or look in awe. Lesson learnt: always learn to pay attention and have a Nice day 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Joke To Crack Your Ribs by Swegzfreak: 12:51pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
gobe! Na 2 use hypo + jik soak my mouth |
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