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Hilarious Joke To Crack Your Ribs by miltonchux(m): 12:45pm On Jan 14, 2016
Medical school is not easy o....
First year Moscow First Medical University students were
attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the
table and there was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor started the class by telling them two important
qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be
DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted
his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own
mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted
their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone
finished tasting their fingers, they were all frowning.
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The more important
2nd quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but
tasted the 2nd finger...Now learn to pay attention!!! Most of the
students fainted!!
Don't just laugh or look in awe. Lesson learnt: always learn to pay
attention and have a Nice day

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Re: Hilarious Joke To Crack Your Ribs by Swegzfreak: 12:51pm On Jan 14, 2016
lipsrsealed gobe! Na 2 use hypo + jik soak my mouth

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