yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after
we finish eating,
I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter
didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to
go look for change, and surprisingly she
said I
was embarrasing
her, that I should act like a big boy and leave
the change for the
waiter...
.
Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do?
I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do incase
she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you are
lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed
5000
people... Is that the
money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60,
plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say
500 naira na small
money?
.
It can buy pad (Always) and still get 520 Naira balance.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums &
good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic
malt N100 and
remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say
500 naira na
chicken change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira
shey
u know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene
Wenger
of Arsenal will buy
with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never
given 500 naira offering for church o
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira,
untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN
and you have to pay
back.

You use twitter alot o kelsberg

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