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Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by DONFASZY(m): 2:59pm On Jun 24, 2009
"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'"
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by benedictac(f): 3:59pm On Jun 24, 2009
make him too die now
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by blissieng(f): 4:02pm On Jun 24, 2009
wats the joke?
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by DONFASZY(m): 4:25pm On Jun 24, 2009
here is d joke
blissieng:

wats the joke?

Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by biola44: 4:31pm On Jun 24, 2009
lol
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by romsky: 4:33pm On Jun 24, 2009
serves her ryt
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by DONFASZY(m): 4:35pm On Jun 24, 2009
romade

u b better person jo


see her jamb questn
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by ashaby(f): 4:41pm On Jun 24, 2009
blissieng:

wats the joke?

Good question!
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by DONFASZY(m): 4:51pm On Jun 24, 2009
@ ashaby
grin grin grin grin grin

ashaby

shake ur axx like this pic and see d answer


d joke is Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die, jos so u know

Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by ashaby(f): 4:55pm On Jun 24, 2009
@Don
Is everything all rite in there? grin
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by Ben13: 5:04pm On Jun 24, 2009
I wonder why pple didn't get dat joke cheesy

seriously, Don Fazy for the first time, u made a sense cheesy

still love the reply u gave ble
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by DONFASZY(m): 5:22pm On Jun 24, 2009
BEN200000000001 AND ROMANDE,LOLAEBY

UNA BE MY OWN PERSON ,


GOOD PEOPLE

ALL I AM DOING IS JUST 100% JOKE,

LEAVE ME N BLE, NA SHIT I GO SHIT 4 HER HEAD THIS TIME
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by argent(f): 6:06pm On Jun 24, 2009
blissieng:

wats the joke?

You need to read it again.
@ Don,
Nice one
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by DONFASZY(m): 6:26pm On Jun 24, 2009
joke: Why is Saddam Hussein afraid to have sex with a girl? Because when he opens her leg he will see Bush.
Re: Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die by mykali(m): 6:41pm On Jun 24, 2009
lol @ ^^^ grin but saddam don die naa sad

the first joke was good too. wink


it looks like bliessing is trying to be unfriendly tongue

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