The conversation between me 'n' the hacker of ma former FB acct.

Phone rang ghrrrhrghrrr

Me: Hello.

Hacker: Mr. Lanre.

Me: Yeah what's up??

Hacker: your acct has been hacked.

Me: which of ma acct...ma zenith acct(cox that most precious to me)

pHacker: nah! Its your FB account.

Me: wah! am sorry I wasnt the one that posted those rugged content ooo. Na hackers.

Hacker: yeah we did...we the cyber army kidnappers.

Me: Bros stay clear of ma acct...abi which one be dis again

Hacker: you will have to pay a ransom of #5000 to rescue your acct.

Me: Bros nat that I cannot pay dis sum...but, I will not.

Hacker: y??

Me: cos, am an economist that will mean jeopardizing the ethics and value of ma profession.

Hacker: (in angry voice) what are you tell me.

Me : am an economist. Such ransom in economics is called "transfer payment" (money received with no service renderd)

Hacker: mtchewwww. I will HV no choice than to keep postin nude content on ur wall ooo.

Me: as u wish....weyrey Oloriburuku.

eheheheh

Punishment is when you marry an Ijebu man who is also an economist

So dem don start to dey kidnap facebook account?? Chaiii... nothing wey person no go see for this naija

The conversation dry pass harmattan....