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Epic Stuffs by itokam: 8:50pm On Jan 23, 2016
Super insults

1. Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady

'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'



2. A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,

Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......


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3. Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also

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4. A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

5. Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl:
Salesman: cheesy

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6. Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!



7. Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase


Lol....enjoy d weekend ya'll
Re: Epic Stuffs by fckmn24seg(m): 8:54pm On Jan 23, 2016
Ok
Re: Epic Stuffs by maverickdude(m): 9:35pm On Jan 23, 2016
grin
Re: Epic Stuffs by AkProsper(m): 9:37pm On Jan 23, 2016
U too
Re: Epic Stuffs by abimbawealth(f): 9:55pm On Jan 23, 2016
cheesy

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