Husband sends a txt msg to his wife @ nyt.
Husband- "Hi love I will get home late. Pls try & clean up the home well" . . . . .
Wife- No REPLY.
Husband- And make sure u prepare my favourite dish before I return..
Wife- No REPLY

Husband sends another text- And I forgot to tell you that I got salary increment of up to 48%. At the end of the month, I am getting you a new car.
Wife replies- "Oh my darling, reaaaallly?
Husband replies," No, I just wanted to be sure u got my first message
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