HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
A six storey building store that sells husbands has just been opened. In this shop, a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of
how the store operates.
* You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
* There are six floors in the
building and the attributes of the
men in each floor increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.
* You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may
choose to go up a floor.
* You cannot go back down
except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a husband and this was what happened.
On the first floor, the sign on the
door reads:
FLOOR 1 - These men have jobs
and love the Lord. She walked in, checked the men and was not satisfied with their attribute, then left for 2nd floor.
FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs,
love the Lord, and love kids. She wasn't satisfied too and she moved to the 3rd floor.
FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs,
love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels
compelled to keep going.
FLOOR 4 These men have jobs,
love the Lord, love kids, are good
looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I
can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor.
FLOOR 5; These men have jobs,
love the Lord, love kids, are
gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the sixth floor.
FLOOR 6: You are visitor 4,363,012
to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as a proof that women are impossible to please. Women are unsatisfiable.
Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building, and have a
nice day!
The truth sounds biter but the truth remains the truth.
HAPPY SUNDAY

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