Which is your favourite??
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.

You can Add yours. Lol

A goat that stowaway to America will come back to Nigeria as corn beef.

It takes a discipline man like Obasanjo to fry a bowl of dodo (plaintain) without tasting it.

Space booked in case.....

......when hit with hard times, bleaching your skin still wont make life fair to you.......

No matter how hot the temper of a child is against his parents, it can never cook beans

hehe

A MONKEY IS ALWAYS A MONKEY.

NO KNOWS HOW WATER GOT INTO THE COCONUT.

A TREE THAT CANNOT DANCE WILL BE THOUGHT BY THE WIND.

WHEN A NEW FISH ENTERS WATER, MOVEMENT OF WATER WILL CHANGE.

WHEN YOU GET TO ROME BEHAVE LIKE THE ROMANS.

HE THAT POUNDS YAM RISKS POUNDING MILLIPEDE.

I CANNOT SPITE MY SALIVA AND LEAK IT BACK.

YOU CANNOT SIT ON MY NOSE AND BE COMFORTABLE.

NO MATTER THE MANY LEGS OF A MILLIPEDE IT CANNOT RUN FASTER THAN A FOWL.

WHEN A RAT LAUGHS AT CAT IT MEANS THERE IS A HOLE NEARBY.

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A MONKEY IS ALWAYS A MONKEY.

NO KNOWS HOW WATER GOT INTO THE COCONUT.

A TREE THAT CANNOT DANCE WILL BE THOUGHT BY THE WIND.

WHEN A NEW FISH ENTERS WATER, MOVEMENT OF WATER WILL CHANGE.

WHEN YOU GET TO ROME BEHAVE LIKE THE ROMANS.

HE THAT POUNDS YAM RISKS POUNDING MILLIPEDE.

I CANNOT SPITE MY SALIVA AND LEAK IT BACK.

YOU CANNOT SIT ON MY NOSE AND BE COMFORTABLE.

NO MATTER THE MANY LEGS OF A MILLIPEDE IT CANNOT RUN FASTER THAN A FOWL.

WHEN A RAT LAUGHS AT CAT IT MEANS THERE IS A HOLE NEARBY.

A WOMAN'S WEALTH IS LIKE THE PEN!S OF A C0CK NEVER SEEN BUT FREQUENTLY USED

onweghi ihe mgbawa mere ike....so mma ka ochoria

Lol

cruzita:
A WOMAN'S WEALTH IS LIKE THE PEN!S OF A C0CK NEVER SEEN BUT FREQUENTLY USED

naughty girl....

na this kind one dey swt u

Such free display of wisdom by a deep mind. If those lines where inspired by him, it shows the kind of asset he really is.