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Oya Swear Sey U No Do Any Of These. ! by Wadasco(m): 5:03pm On Jan 26, 2016
Oya swear sey u no do any of these. ! . 1― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. . 2― If you didn't play rubber band. . 3― If you never bathed in the rain. . 4― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. . 5― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed . 6― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. . 7― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. . 8― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. . 9― If you never flew a kite. . 10- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. . 11- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. . 12- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. . 13- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter . 14- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights . 15- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! . 16- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. . 17- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. . 18- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... . .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do . ::::: Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up . in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it
Re: Oya Swear Sey U No Do Any Of These. ! by OVI75(m): 6:06pm On Jan 26, 2016
I swear say I do all
Re: Oya Swear Sey U No Do Any Of These. ! by myfantasies(f): 11:39pm On Jan 26, 2016
I did all except 18 sad sad

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