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Oya Swear Sey U No Do Any Of These. ! by Wadasco(m): 5:03pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
Oya swear sey u no do any of these. !
.
1― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
.
2― If you didn't play rubber band.
.
3― If you never bathed in the rain.
.
4― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
.
5― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
.
6― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
.
7― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
.
8― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building
or under bed
with friends.
.
9― If you never flew a kite.
.
10- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with
sand.
.
11- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
.
12- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d
lights went off.
.
13- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
.
14- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
.
15- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it
ur car!
.
16- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
.
17- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
.
18- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
.
::::: Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A
MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't
know either
until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up
.
in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard
living standard living". I knw u are singing it now
again, smiles
***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing
d fun and laff it |
Re: Oya Swear Sey U No Do Any Of These. ! by OVI75(m): 6:06pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
I swear say I do all |
Re: Oya Swear Sey U No Do Any Of These. ! by myfantasies(f): 11:39pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
I did all except 18 |
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